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so I’m in the supermarket yesterday and I hear “hey tattoo guy!” where ever I go this seems to be my name, you too huh…anyway it’s this older woman who was in like a week before with her man she had him get Victoria”s! in script right above his crotch just sticking out of the belt line a bit she can’t wait to reach me at the end of the isle to tell me she broke up with him later that day, she found out he was cheating on her for over a year with a co-worker and wanted to get him back so now he has her name over his junk like it’s a billboard for a diner and he wants to sue her to have it removed! I just kind of stood there unamused and the only words I could find is “you bitch” as I passed her on my way to the checkout
one time I had a couple walk into the shop -this is a few years back- young and pretty they both could have been models, well they wanted to get each others names I explain the deal how there young it may seem like a good idea today but a year or two down the road they might not be so happy with the name of there ex on them they both demand I do it anyway.
you see where this is going right..he goes first her name real nice on his wrist as I am wrapping him up she just looks at us both and sez I changed my mind I don’t wanna do it, he loses it the start fighting in the front room it a busy weekend with tons of people in the shop so I go out and ask them to take it down the block, he shows up an hour later asking me about a cover-up cause they broke up and he hates that bitch! maybe the quickest anyone ever regretted there tattoo.