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So about 8 years ago, like many times in a tattoo shop, the topic of porn is brought up.  This soon takes a turn into the discussion of “midget” porn, and everyone wondering if anyone had seen one before.  A coworkers client actually had, and we joked and laughed about it for a bit, etc etc.

About 2 weeks later, he stops in the shop with a gift he’d purchased for us in Vegas.  Yes, it was Small person porn.  We threw it in, and watched Bridgette the Midget hop out of a suitcase, and do her thing, and laughed and make cracks about it.  What happened next made me think Ashton Kucher was gonna pop out any second.  Not 30 minutes later, a 6′4″ black dude, walks in with his pregnant midget(hope this isnt to unPC) girlfriend.  Our piercer had been at lunch just after the movie had ended, and just came back though the door.  He looks over, and says “Hey guys….See ya guys.” And b-lines it to the back room laughing.

Her Boyfriend got tattooed, and told us all about how he’s a rapper, and makes beats on his playstation 2.  They were expecting a child, and when she lifted up her shirt to show us her stomach, she had “Shorty” in old english, stomach arched on her little tummy.  Probably the coolest thing Id ever seen.  Wherever you are Shorty, HIGH FIVE!