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Ahh this story makes me laugh just thinking about it.

It was a day just like any other day at the Tattoo Shop I was working at. I was Tattooing a woman’s lower back, she had some friends hanging out with her. Everything was going great. She was handling it just fine. I had her sitting up in a chair, leaning forward to help stretch the skin on her lower back. When I finished, I felt her skin go Ice cold. Now most Tattoo Artists know when someone is going to pass out or throw up. what we do is such a personal, and intimate experience for both Artist and Client we just know. So, I put my machine down, leaned forward and grabbed her shoulder to prevent her from falling forward, which basically made her sit on my lap. She says “I am gonna Puke!” so I grabbed the garbage can with my free hand, I didn’t want to let her go, because I didn’t feel like picking up a woman off the floor. Picture this, I’m basically spooning with this woman sitting up, Shes on my lap, leaning forward, I’m leaning forward holding her shoulder. She starts to vomit in the can, and while shes puking, sitting on my lap, starts farting on my leg. The worst part was where my head was. I was leaning forward to hold her in the chair while shes leaning forward yakking, so my face is hovering above the gas! I love my Job, but there are moments that you think WTF?? This poor woman had no Idea she just farted a bunch of times on me..ON ME! While she was tossing her cookies in font of a bunch of folks. She paid, and left. I’m sure embarrassed to a level some don’t get to experience. Here’s a little bit of info, when you fart on someone at least give them a tip!